am i the last person to see this?
Usually this blog has a little more class than this … but what the hell. From the National Post:

Action in the NFL’s Season of Behaving Badly moved south from Minnesota and landed in Tampa on the weekend when two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday morning at a club there.The Top Cats, identified by police as Angela Keathley, 26, and Renee Thomas, 20, were at a club called Banana Joe’s in downtown Tampa when they got into an altercation in the women’s bathroom.
Other patrons of the club were angered that Thomas and Keathley were taking too long in one of the stalls; in fact, they believed the women were having sex with each other there.

November 8th, 2005 at 18:14:37 +0000
And here is the complete police report and supplementary materials from that paragon of journalism, TheSmokingGun.com:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1107052cheers1.html
I especially like the Panthers bio of one cheerleader, where she says life is ‘not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.’ Because, really, didn’t we all have one of those moments when this story broke?
November 9th, 2005 at 10:46:12 +0000
You hadn’t seen that yet? Did you completely miss the conversation the guys were having at the bar on Monday night?! Men all over the country are drooling over this story …
November 9th, 2005 at 14:45:59 +0000
Talk about throwing it all away over one nights indulgence in sin and debauchery. Careers ruined, lives changed forever. It probably started with her getting that stupid ugly tattoo on her lower back that you see scarring up so many young girls these days… no original thought exists among the youth of today. The license, was it stolen or borrowed? If borrowed… Sin will get you into trouble.
November 9th, 2005 at 16:18:24 +0000
You really think this is going to be a bad career move for these girls?
November 9th, 2005 at 17:05:56 +0000
It irritates me to no end that was close to the top of the newscast *everywhere* Our broadcast peers are at it again!